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Daniel
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
I have a habit of speaking very formally. I am a goofball in real life who focuses very seriously on his academics.
The best way to get my attention here is by speaking to me. I'm a llama trader, so usernames pretty much look all the same to me now. Okay, that's an exaggeration, but I think you get the point. I appreciate all faves that I get on my artwork, but I don't respond to them; I have too many other things to do and people to address. Speaking to me directly is practically a surefire means of grabbing my attention, and I love to talk, so one could say I'm here for conversation as well as for art.

I am not a very true artist, just one who likes to see pictures. I have an inappreciable ability to draw, and I have very little interest in developing my skills in the field of visual art. If anything, I am much more into the fields of theatre acting and singing, for they are my main artistic passions. I am both enthralled and intimidated by the community here since it so large and variable. I have not yet found my niche in any community, but chances are that I have stepped in at least a small part of most.

I am interested in the business of voice acting, so, if you need an amateur voice actor, I would be glad to be of service. I am your average kind of nonprofessional with a pop guard and studio microphone who records in a basement; not a recording studio, but I am very diligent. I am willing to provide contact information to anyone considering me for a voice actor role or tryout. Additionally, I am interested in doing audio readings for anyone (be it CreepyPasta, poetry, prose, or whatever it is).

As you may see in my gallery, I do write from time to time. I hope you enjoy what I have to offer in the literature field. I have several poems, prosaic poems, and prose works. My first (and currently only) DD was a literature submission. I've written a dark fan-ficiton for My Little Pony, but I don't consider myself a very hardcore writer, or Brony, for that matter. I upload essays I've done for school, and I very rarely feel inspired to write. However, when I am, I am usually very satisfied with my work, and I'm sure something I've done will speak to you.

Photography is the other thing I do. Mostly, it's sky and landscape pictures; whatever I happen to catch happening above me I tend to take a picture of if I think it's nice.

I do llamas for llamas, but I neither do WATCH for WATCH nor FAVE for FAVE. I reserve these to my personal tastes.

I am extremely busy with my schoolwork and rarely am on for long periods of time. I am also willing to proofread for anyone who can afford to wait until I acquire the time to get to proofreading the work. I find it is an enjoyable and helpful way to employ my skill in orthography, diction, and grammar when my creativity is devoted to non-writing ends. Anyone interested should feel free to send me a note, expressing his or her interest, on this site, and we can become acquainted and discuss the business.

I use Dogecoin.
Expert in the musical language of the treble clef by BrunettePanda
Expert in the musical language of alto clef by BrunettePanda (Tenor, Alto, and Soprano)
Expert in the musical language of Bass clef by BrunettePanda
American English language level NATIVE by animeXcaso Spanish lang3 by Faeth-design
Interests
  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: Nothing.
  • Reading: Robinson Crusoe
  • Watching: the time
  • Playing: Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix
  • Eating: Nothing.
  • Drinking: Water, lots of it.
Looks like I really haven't been doing a very good job replying on here and updating my gallery.  I'm terribly sorry to anybody who was expecting something.  I'll upload at least one thing today.

I also have many outstanding notifications I have yet to address, and I'll try to do those today, as well.

What I'm planning on doing is sending out llamas to those who've been expecting a trade from me for a while until I'm just about to trip the filter.  Then, I'll get to replying to comments and messages as well as uploading stuff while the filter calms down. 

I've been meaning to do this for a long while, and I'll back to you all as soon as I can manage.  I've been occupied with other things, but you all still mean a great deal to me, and I think I've still got some content you all might enjoy.

I got some new glasses today, in case anybody wanted any personal updates about me...

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  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4cvWvrtz7g
  • Reading: Robinson Crusoe
  • Watching: the time
  • Playing: Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix
  • Eating: Nothing.
  • Drinking: Water, lots of it.
This story is a dark fanfiction from FIMFiction.net and was written by Metal-Quill.

The author's description:

Hello, my friend. It's good to see you. Come in, come in, sit and let us chat. Time for me is very short and there is something I must confess. Sit and listen, one final tale before I depart the world; a tale of revenge.

This story is centered on a vengeful Fancypants and his plot against Prince Blueblood.  It's an adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's The Casque of Amontillado.  If you're not familiar with the original story, it's a little bit of a horror story, and viewer discretion is advised on account of language and explicit reference to drunkenness and alcohol.  If you are familiar with the story, this work doesn't veer very far from the original but is a little more prosaic and less symbolic, as mentioned by another reviewer.  However, I felt it was a very worthy and entertaining "ponified" retelling.

They said no stress ball for me today.
It makes no sense for them to pay
Me, who works at their sterile grayscale desks and chilly metal files;
We diligent ants spoil the company’s flat flavor, if, all the while,
We usher in companions, who, though voiceless, are still infantile:
They scream flagrantly from inner dismay.
They said no chewing gum for me now.
It makes no sense for them to allow
Me, who ceaselessly fixes the mistakes
Our hurried interns endlessly make
When they fill out the company’s database,
To chew the stuff.  They must think I’m a cow.

They should sharpen the saws because the saws are now dull.
My coworkers and I share the grey eyes of the bull.
They tell us, “Focus on your work; you will feel less.”
And, “There’s plenty of work to go around,” they attest,
But my work is the gushing font of my stress.
And we can only do so much when our heads are full.
Now nobody is allowed to keep their cathartic things,
So, when it’s time to leave, the clock doesn’t tick; it rings,
Seeming to me that heaven could hear it peal
As we all clamor outside and rush home to heal.
One sees there are fewer of us.  Now, let’s be real:
Few stay when the remedy is purged before the stings.

Don’t be ashamed of how you deal
With negative emotions you feel.
We should want and hope to be happy all the time,
Not expect it.
So if an inauspicious feeling knocks, that’s fine;
Don’t reject it.
Constraints
Written for English class in my twelfth grade year.
Prompt:  Using any three poetic devices, compose a poem based on themes expressed in an essay from the collection This I Believe II.
Essay chosen:  Barbara Held's Combating the Tyranny of the Positive Attitude

Another serious poem.  Played around with form for this one.  Feedback is always appreciated.
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When unearthly hellhounds are in hot pursuit
When the tree of despair has taken root
When waspish louts pester and swarm
And the landscape assumes unreal form;
When the countless hourglass grains dwindle into thin air
When coldhearted Fortune passes judgment unfair
When heaven sends the fearsome owl
To portend our murder most foul,
What comes before?
All or some to remember forevermore.

We escape into a laughable dream
And recall that which we’ve already seen,
Or imagine in zany radiance
The sort of things that make lunatics dance.
We fly back to a time vivid, not grey,
For, certainly, we gave seen better days.
Perhaps we will fly back to a time of life past
When no one expected to breathe one’s last.
Our mind caters to and comforts us,
For neither rhyme nor reason can we trust
To provide the flowery lapse to enjoy our last breath
Before we are recalled to countenance pale-faced Death.
We are transported to a fairyland
Where mumbling peasants rise by their own hands
To the vaults of majesty,
But it’s a grim travesty,
For we reawaken to the sound
And fury of Reality, the otherwise droning debater
At whom our imagination scoffed and to whom turned traitor.
And in the next second we are trampled by the rioters.

We cannot repudiate our titles as proprietors
Of our dun fate.
The hour is late.
Owl flees rook, who then caws the time,
The disease we’ve caught from life’s grime
Inauspiciously catches us lonely, wretched, and plaintive.
It’s the critical moment, and we can no longer lie stiff.
Forevermore
Written for my Shakespeare class for my 12th grade year.
Prompt:  Using at least 20 words, expressions, or phrases directly attributable to William Shakespeare, write an original composition.  It can be a prose short story, a mini play, a poem, or any other form of composition.
Form chosen:  Poem

This is pretty dark, even for me.
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  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: Nothing.
  • Reading: Robinson Crusoe
  • Watching: the time
  • Playing: Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix
  • Eating: Nothing.
  • Drinking: Water, lots of it.
Looks like I really haven't been doing a very good job replying on here and updating my gallery.  I'm terribly sorry to anybody who was expecting something.  I'll upload at least one thing today.

I also have many outstanding notifications I have yet to address, and I'll try to do those today, as well.

What I'm planning on doing is sending out llamas to those who've been expecting a trade from me for a while until I'm just about to trip the filter.  Then, I'll get to replying to comments and messages as well as uploading stuff while the filter calms down. 

I've been meaning to do this for a long while, and I'll back to you all as soon as I can manage.  I've been occupied with other things, but you all still mean a great deal to me, and I think I've still got some content you all might enjoy.

I got some new glasses today, in case anybody wanted any personal updates about me...

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Chronophontes Featured By Owner 17 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama!
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moon-goddess1 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thank you for the llama~
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FipsNezu Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi there!^w^
Thanks for the fav!X3
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Alo-Gently Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama~ :3 
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BariorinMugen Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Yep, thanks for The Llama XD
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octopws Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Thank you for the Llama! *Free Icon/Emote* Toothless (Love it!) 
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TaijoTama Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
thank you soooo much, for the llama! ^_^ :iconkawaiillamaplz:
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NyaTheCat99 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New Deviant
Nobu Llama Thanks plz 
Have one back! 3D Llama Badge 
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OrdinaryFailure Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Thanks for the llama! ^^
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Free-Desu Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Thank you very much!! :3
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